Thursday 25 July 2013

One Size Fits All



“I’ve cracked women!”

“No you haven’t.”

“Have too! We both know that they only date bastards, right?”

“Stereotypically.”

“And when they get cheated on they cry about wanting a nice guy, but won’t give us nice guys time of day, right?”

“You’ve ‘cracked’ women. You’re not nice.”

“See, I’ve worked out that they want to turn a bastard into a nice guy. They want to work at it, that’s what’s missing! Come on, we’re going out to prove my theory correct.”

He got fifteen or so drinks in the face before he met two of his future ex-wives that night.

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