I saw Phil walking outside the café with this cute little brunette,
deep in conversation before a peck on the cheek and she walked off. He came in,
and shook my hand.
“Hey Gary, how’s-“
“Who’s the tail?”
He looked confused.
“Who?
Oh, Alex! Oh, she’s an old friend, we went to University-“
“And have you added benefits to your friendship portfolio?”
He looked puzzled. I rolled my eyes.
“Have you and her ever fuc-“
“What? Oh, no, no, no…
I, uh… Never thought of her like that…”
I reckon I ruined a good eight or so relationships with
that.
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