Wednesday, 31 July 2013

A Vital Conversation



“… Suspects heading East …”

“Mind hitting something with those shots?” he said in a broad Australian accent.

“Hey, fuck you, anybody else is this situation would shit a Miata.” came the reply in an equally broad Brooklyn accent.

“… The fuck’s a Miata?”

“Huh?”

“What’s a Miata?”

“Really? You’re asking something like that NOW?”

“You brought it up!”

“Geez, calm down! It’s a car, all right?”

“Fine.”

“… Suspects heading North …”

“Is it a big car?”

“Oh for fuck’s sake, it’s just a fucking saying, it doesn’t fucking matter, just keep a-“

“ … Suspects have crashed …”

 (Thanks to Jed for the suggestion!)

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