“And here is our lab, where we help Goddess Nature out and
use the latest in scientific advances to help those animals who need it.”
I paused, my hand around the jar of rhinoceros semen that I
had just gotten out of the cold storage. I set my smile to dazzling and turned
around.
“Hi folks!” I said, as the tourists all dutifully filmed me
and looked about.
“Dan here is one our finest technicians, he almost
single-handedly saved the Panda population here on Earth.”
“Oh it was nothing, once we got rid of those Human pests,
the Earth recovered…”
(Thanks to Thomas for the challenge!)
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