Ever since the vote to make this a ‘truly Christian nation’,
being a cop has gotten kinda hard. I mean, owning Brenda and Juana is cool, but
having to round up people wearing mixed fabrics and stone them to death isn’t.
Of course, the worst part is like what happened last week.
Got a call about a domestic disturbance, and when we got there, it was like
something out of a horror movie. Blood all over the place, and the perp still
stabbing his wife’s corpse.
“God told me to!” he said when we turned up.
He’s out on Monday.
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