Every week, when he came to ringside, at the end of his
intro spiel, he’d claim he was a genius.
“I speak five dead languages! And I can tell it’s not butter!”
And now he was sitting in front of the singer-songwriter of
the famous “Unspeakable You”. He claimed that he knew who it was about.
He got called on it.
The moment the camera crew left, he began to beg.
“Look, it’s just a gimmick, I have no idea who the song’s
about, unless it’s… You? I dunno.”
Her jaw dropped. And then she begged to maintain her
gimmick.
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