The New Waitress placed a plate in front of the Regular. The Regular was distracted and didn't see the plate for a moment. When they did, they spoke calmly but just loud enough to carry across the diner.
"Excuse me, this isn't my order."
The New Waitress came back over.
"Well technically you didn't order, but I thought you might like a change, you can't go through life having the exact same thing every single day!"
"I spent thirty years never knowing if I'd survive another hour. I like regularity!"
The Assassin, having confirmed the Regular was their target, struck.
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