I heard the small gasp of disgusted terror in the other room, and walked in quickly to find her staring at my board game shelving.
"What's the matter?"
"I just saw a huge cockroach scamper behind there!"
"Oh, is Rupert out and about? Fine, I'll-"
"You named it?"
"Well, yeah, since if I name and avoid killing it, I can claim I only have one."
She made a face.
"That's really stupid, you obviously don't have just one!"
"Yeah, but it's part of the ecosystem. Next you'll complain about the harmless spiders up there."
She looked up and screamed again.
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