Monday 29 March 2021

Misaligned Jones

I was at the range, trying out the new Burman .67 semi-auto, when Misaligned Jones came in. He nodded as I looked over, so I went to ask him something, but he cut me off.


"The name, right, Greenhorn?"


I nodded. He sighed.


"I always make my iron sights slightly off, different every mission."


"Why?"


"So that if an enemy manages to break through your line, they can't use my weapons against me."


"What if we need them?"


"If you need my weapons, I'm dead, so I don't care about you."


"That's not in line with regulations."


"Hence the name."

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