The squad had it all worked out.
Gary hated the braised beef ration, so he gave his to Washington. Washington wasn't exactly enamoured with the fruit salad cups, so he was happy to pass them on to Suzie.
Suzie thought the canned cheese was nasty, and rather than toss it out, would pass it to Other Gary. Other Gary swore off caffeine, and so gave his coffee bags to Walter, who would then give his chocolate to the sweet-toothed Gary One. Everyone was happy.
And then Suzie died in action and worse, they changed the fruit cups to a jelly.
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