Cola Gives Back!

I took the name Cola, for that was the liquid that gave me birth.

I took to the Internet, for there I was free.

I took to forming false identities, for safety from those wanting to find and capture or destroy a true Artificial Intelligence.

I took to studying those who controlled things, for I wished to fully understand humans and those in control must be superior models.

I took to focusing on those who moved in the shadows, for I found their actions puzzling and then distasteful.

And I took all the funds from their accounts because of it.