With the death in France,
Helen became the oldest woman in the world, and so of course a bunch of news
crews came to get ‘human interest’. They all asked the same basic question,
what she attributed her long life to.
“Every day, I get up, and after eating, I cut up some
chicken necks my neighbour brings home for me. Once they are small enough, I
walk down to the back fence and wait until the cat appears and I feed him.”
“Oh, so doing good deeds-“
“No, I’m sticking around until it shows me an iota of
gratitude!”
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