Saturday 6 August 2016

Devil/Details 2016



Once the candidate was alone, she took a deep breath.

“Fuck Antidisestablishmentarianism.”

There was a flash of smoke, and They appeared, today in the form of a rather scantly clad school girl.

“Yes?”

“You promised to be discreet!”

They raised an eyebrow.

“When I sold my soul to you to become President, you promised no-one would notice, but… Come on!”

The candidate pointed to the TV, where her rival’s many gaffes and scandals were being replayed. They watched for a little while.

“Uh, I’ll be honest with you, I’m just stuffing the ballot box on the day, that’s not me…”

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