Once the candidate was alone, she took a deep breath.
“Fuck Antidisestablishmentarianism.”
There was a flash of smoke, and They appeared, today in the
form of a rather scantly clad school girl.
“Yes?”
“You promised to be discreet!”
They raised an eyebrow.
“When I sold my soul to you to become President, you
promised no-one would notice, but… Come on!”
The candidate pointed to the TV, where her rival’s many
gaffes and scandals were being replayed. They watched for a little while.
“Uh, I’ll be honest with you, I’m just stuffing the ballot
box on the day, that’s not me…”
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