“Do you know what artists fear more than anything?”
“Chainsaw wielding maniacs?”
“… What?”
“You know, big scary guys with chainsaws, running around
going ‘AHHHHH’ and shit.”
“No no, I understand the concept, I just… Why would artists
fear them?”
“Well, doesn’t everyone?”
“I… You… Yes, alright, fine, technically, but what do
artists specifically fear most, is what I’m getting at.”
“Oh, uh, their art coming to life and turning on their
creators?”
“That has literally never happened.”
“Exactly, well overdue for it to happen!”
“No it’s…
No, look, artists fear, more than anything-“
“Bears?”
“…
Yes, bears. Well done.”
Yes, exactly.
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