The human woman was tall, black hair, smoky green eyes.
The goblin… male (?) was short, black eyes, smoky green skin.
They stood side by side on the bridge, forcing the rider to stop.
“Hello, my name is Dawn, this is my associate Elevenses.”
“And we’re here to rob you. If you would be so kind as to dismount and remove all your valuables?”
The rider chuckled, and drew his sword.
There was a busy forty seconds.
“Good job, Elevenses!”
The goblin’s body burst into fire, and then reformed once more.
“Twelveses, then, fine.”