Enlightened

Got a light?

I just need to burn this.

Huh? Yes, I’m burning a book, but you don’t understand, this isn’t a ‘knowledge is bad’ thing, this is a ‘save the world’ thing.

Look, I’m not asking you to believe me, I just need a light.

Because it can… No, forget it, I’ll ask someone else.

Wait, you do? Well hand it over!

I…

OK, look, this book… You know those movies with the guy with the chin? The Necronomicomicomicon thing?

No… Screw it, just read this.

Ugh, that one was messier than usual.

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Hey, you got a light?