When the bridge collapsed, they were over on the other side of the valley. But I'd hung back to take a piss, so I was stuck apart from the group.
They called out that there was the other bridge a half hour to the south, then take the long way round.
I told them to piss off.
Then I heard the howl behind me, and I was very glad nothing was in my bladder.
I begged them to toss a rope, and then they did as I asked.
Sadly, it was the previous order to piss off, leaving me behind.
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