Beside The Road

"Morning Ma'am, do.you know why I pulled you over?"

"Sir."

There was a short pause.

"Do you know why I pulled you over, Sir?"

"I'm not a man!"

"You just said you were a male, Ma'am!"

"No I didn't, I was referring to you!"

"I'm clearly not a man, Ma'am!"

"I'm not a woman either!"

There was a longer pause.

"License and Registration, please."

"When was the last time you calibrated your radar gun?"

"It was calibrated yesterday-"

"Current guidelines say it needs to be done daily."

The longest pause.

"Please open your trunk."

"You finally noticed the banging, huh?"