Tuesday 8 December 2020

Never See It Coming

The fortune teller, after telling me next week's lottery numbers and to keep a lighter on me for when I met the love of my life, said that I was lucky, since I wouldn't see my death coming.


After I became a multimillionaire and then came to the rescue of the love of my life when she needed her ex's photo burnt, I obviously began to seek out challenge and danger head on, since I knew I wouldn't die to a shark I swam with.


Well, I mean, the deadly infection from the treatment of my shark bite was unexpected.

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