If Today Was Your Last Day

"What would you do if this was your last day on Earth?"

"Do I know?"

"Know what?"

"That it's my last day on Earth."

"Yes, of course."

"Well then I'd probably be in a bubble to prepare."

"What?"

"If I'm about to head to another planet, I'm bound-"

"No, no, you'll die in a day, what do you do? That's how you should live."

"Am I dying in a day?"

"Well you might!"

"And I might not. And thus what I would do is not appropriate, since it has consequences."

"Don't deny yourself!"

"If you insist."

I punched him hard.