Saturday, 2 December 2017

The Evolution Of My Type



My type started out being any girl that would have me.

Then, when I got a little older and a little more self-assured, my type became the popular, athletic girls.

By the time I left high school and went onto college, my type neatly reversed and the nerdy loners were totally my type.

As I climbed the ladder of success, my type distilled, first to blondes, then tall blondes, then tall blondes with big breasts. I found one.

Soon after that, my type was my secretary, until the divorce.

And now, my type is any woman that will have me.

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