The most important pizza in the history of human existence was a rather cheap pepperoni and mushroom affair. Ordered with an expired coupon and delivered in 29 minutes.
Certainly pizza as a concept, the entirety of pizza throughout history, it's had an arguably greater impact overall, but on an individual level, no other arrangement of flat dough, cheese, and assorted other toppings had anywhere near the influence this one had.
There should have been murals painted of it, epic fables told by great poets, remembered eternally.
But dammit my munchies were hitting super hard and it really hit the spot.
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